There are several things in life that I just plain stink at. Topping this list is "pulling pranks"! Oh man, if I could just land one convincing prank in this lifetime I'd be happy as a clam. Well, at least the Shy Bears are taking advantage of this day..
Remember this post? Since then, the Shy Bears have decided that Macaroni's new hamsters are archnemesis-level threats! Today on April 1st, the little bears lay down the law:
Prank #1: BANANA PEEL SLIP
Plant peel somewhere in the house and wait.
Use the peel's innards to make a rewarding banana split sundae.
Prank #2: KETCHUP SWAP-UP
Replace contents of a ketchup bottle with the spiciest hot sauce attainable.
Present the bottle next to an irresistibly juicy cheeseburger.
BONUS*: Hide all beverages.
NOTE*: DEFLECT SUSPICION
Wear halos and angel wings for the rest of the day.
Bask in the glory of prankster victory.
Hope it was a day full of laughs,