Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Judgmental Lentil

This is Judgmental Lentil and his partner in crime Mean Bean. They're not too keen on friendliness and they'll do their darnedest to rain alllll over your parade.

"Oh, look a duck. How laaame."
"Yeah. Lame duck."

"I mean, what's so special about a duck?"
"Psh, I can't think of one thing. Nope, not one thing."

"People are crazy to think that ducks are cute."
"Weirdos. Out of their minds."

"Ooo, look at it fly away like it's better than us."
"Flying is for jerks."
"We're much cooler.."
"Much, much cooler.."

Until tomorrow!